How PC Are I?

Because we deal with civil rights issues every day, we think that it’s important to keep the right perspective on such things. In a high-brow, theoretical moment, it is easy to get more PC than the customers you serve. Rather than let this opportunity go to waste, much less be the cause of any existential crises, we think hearing from our future customers on that score is a good way to gauge the temperature of local opinion. Therefore, feel free to elaborate on the statements below:

A. The word “Gimp” is offensive. I can’t believe that anyone would joke about it.

B. Me, retard? You: Stupid!

C. I reserve judgement until I have perused the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act). I swear I have never used the 1973 Rehab Act as a doorstop on cold winters.